Conversations with Kadence

This post is from February 19. . .it never posted for some reason, so I'm posting it now.

Since ketchup is made from tomatoes, mustard must be made from bananas. -4 year old logic

"This part of my head is 4, just like I am!!" -Kadence (pointing to her forehead)

Korvin was crying. . .Kadence got her "Doctor Who glasses" and as she was putting them on she told him "Don't cry; Doctor Who is here." 

Kadence was trying to convince me that she was supposed to eat all of the Annie's cheddar bunny mix herself. . .she "read" the back of the box to me. According to her, it says "You're supposed to eat all the prentzles, and all the bunnies. Not your mommy. Not your father either. Just you."

She randomly asked "How did you make me?"
Me: We'll talk about it when you're older.
K: But who did you make me with?
Me: Daddy.
K: But who else?
Me: Jesus. Actually, Jesus made you. Mommy and Daddy just, uh, helped.
K: But how?
Me: We'll talk about it when you're older.
I can't WAIT for this topic to come up again. . .

She kissed my leg and told me "I kissed a part of you. You have enough hearts. I kissed you so they would stay in. Period." I asked her how many hearts I had. . .she says I have 12.

She informed me that she wanted to go stay with Uncle Natie, because he's her Uncle, and he takes care of her. She said "I want Uncle Natie to take care of me instead." I asked, "Instead of what?" She said "Instead of you and Daddy. I don't need a Mommy and a Daddy. I just want Uncle Natie to take care of me, because I love him." She's been annoyed with Mommy and Daddy lately because she hasn't been getting her way. . .I didn't want to crush her, so I didn't tell her that Uncle Natie would have less patience for that than her Mommy and Daddy. :)

She called Nina and Papa to thank them for the Valentine's day card they sent. She serenaded them with a song she made up. I nearly died laughing. She's been obsessed with Christmas, and can't wait for it to come again. Part of one of her songs she sang to them went something along the lines of "And Christmas will come again, after Halloween. And everyone will get a baby for Christmas, except for Mommy, because she already has one. I was a baby once. I was in Mommy's tummy. She got married, and then I was in her tummy after she got married. Then I wasn't in her tummy anymore because I was a baby. And Mommy wasn't married anymore. . ." then she said "Sometimes that song makes me sad." Not sure where that last part came from. . .I guess I should just be glad she didn't go through the birthing process in her song. LOL

"Mommy, when I get married I want to grow a baby boy in my tummy. I want to have 2 babies. I want to have a girl baby and name her Adyline, and have a boy baby and name him Flash Korvin."

I told Kadence that she and Korvin were staying with Grandma Patsy, and Aunt Martha while Mommy and Daddy went to a hotel for the night. She said "Oh, I like Martha. She's super swell." 

Kadence farted. I looked over at her, and she informed me "That was nothing. That was just a potato head in my butt, and it popped." I didn't even know how to respond to that.