What, you don't shave YOUR toes?

Kadence told Patrick a "secret" on the phone before she went to bed. The next morning as he was leaving for work she said "Daddy, remember my secret I told you yesterday? Tell it to your work guys, ok?" Um. . .the secret is so secret, we couldn't figure out which part of the conversation was the secret. . .it's still a secret.

Kadence adamantly informed me that we needed to shave her toes. I was very confused. Upon further inquiry, she sat down and held up her feet to show me where she had some dry skin and callouses. She then again said that we needed to shave her toes. Grandma Patsy has a pumice foot tool that is battery operated and spins really fast. That's what she wanted to use to "shave" her toes. I told her we could go do that, but that it would tickle. . .so she decided that her toes didn't need to be shaved after all. :)

Kadence was in the bathroom, and called out to tell me "I'm gonna stay in here for 30 minutes until I'm finished." I considered taking her a book, but she was finished a minute later.

Kadence: I'm gonna stay and talk to you, because I know your name.
Me: Oh, really? What's my name?
Kadence: I call you Mommy, but Patrick calls you Rachael.
Me: Do you know my whole name?
Kadence: Mommy Lampkin. . .Rachael Lampkin.
Me: Do you know my middle name?
Kadence: Mommy Rachael Lampkin

Patrick was home sick today. I told him to go take a nap, and after 5 hours I woke him up so he could still sleep tonight. I haven't gotten groceries yet this week, so I left him here with the kids and went to pick up some pizza for dinner. While I was out, I stopped at Sonic to get Patrick some tea. When the waitress brought it out, she asked "Oh, do you have a new baby?" I was rather confused. I looked down at my shirt. . .no spit up. . .I thought she might be saying I was fat. While all of this was running through my brain, I told her that he was 6 months old. . .she asked if he cried a lot. . .I then was thinking she must think I looked as crazy as I usually feel. We finished our little conversation and she left. I put the car in reverse, and when I looked behind me I saw Korvin's car seat in my back seat. Guess she wasn't saying I was fat and/or crazy. . .which isn't to say that I'm not. LOL


And it's only Wednesday. . .which means we're only halfway through the crazy for the week.