366 Project: Week 38

Sunday (Day 267)

September 23, 2012

I found this picture and asked if anyone had seen it in real life. A friend told me she'd seen it on Amazon. :)


Monday (Day 268)
September 24, 2012

Somebody loves me. ;) Thanks Viva!!! Made my day!

Kadence got in trouble for disobeying, and then talking back/screaming at me. Later we talked about how she had lost some privileges, and she had to work on getting them back.

K: I'm sorry for disobeying and taking a cookie after you said no.
Me: Are you sorry for anything else?
K: Period. I'm sorry for disobeying. Period.

I'm glad she's got her punctuation down, but that's not what I was talking about. lol

Me: Hey baby.
Korvin: Yeah babe?

I sniffed because my nose was running. Korvin leaned down, got a kleenex, handed it to me and said "Here." He's so thoughtful. ;) 

Tuesday (Day 269)
September 25, 2012

 Texas heat gives you a big thirst.

As I was walking Kadence to school, a guy ran past us and smiled and waved.

K: I think that guy likes me. (long pause) I think I need to marry a different boy.
Me: What are you talking about? Instead of that guy that waved to you?
K: Yes.
Me: What different boy do you think you should marry?
K: Patrick. I think I should marry Patrick when I'm older.

I just left it alone. I don't want to be talking about this for the next year. lol

Judging by Korvin's reaction, putting a diaper and clothes on him will cause the world to end. I averted everyone's demise by putting him back in his birthday suit. You're all welcome for saving you. :) However, no matter what he thinks, he's not going to bed stark naked. Translation: it's gonna be a long evening. A very long evening. 

Wednesday (Day 270)
September 26, 2012

Silly spaghetti eaters. 1st time Korvin's had it, and he LOVES it. Can you tell? :) It's organic corn and quinoa btw. Wheat/gluten free.

Not only does Korvin not want to wear clothes, now he doesn't want anyone else to wear clothes either. He keeps pulling on our clothes trying to get them off. I eventually figured out that he wanted skin to skin contact, because that's one of the few things that makes him feel better when he's teething. . .neither he, nor daddy usually wear a shirt when they're cuddling. lol

Thursday (Day 271)
September 27, 2012

Nothing is safe anymore.

I was trying to get video of Korvin going through part of his vocabulary. I told him to say "get out," because that's what he says when he wants out of the tub etc. He said "ok!" and left the room. Boys.

Friday (Day 272)
September 28, 2012

Once upon a time, a great bacon shortage threatened to fall over the land. People took up hunting free range pigs on their own, and Miss Piggy fell victim to all of the bacon lovers. When Kermit heard, he fell over backwards, had a stroke, and died. The End


Saturday (Day 273)
September 29, 2012

 
Voicemail to text fail. That is most definitely NOT what I said. This makes me laugh really hard though, so I took a picture today before Patrick deletes it off of his phone.

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Sunday (Day 260)
September 16, 2012

The sunset caused a complete rainbow on the opposite side of the sky.

Monday (Day 261)

September 17, 2012

"I broke the bone in this finger, and it hurts. Will you duck tape it?"

It apparently really does fix everything. She's definitely her father's daughter.

I was wearing the Basic Instinct from Pure Romance yesterday, and I didn't shower before bed. This morning, Kadence crawled in my lap, and gave me a hug with her head buried in my boobs. Then she started laughing and said "Your boobs smell hilarious!" Good to know. . .

Tuesday (Day 262)

September 18, 2012

I wrote Kadence a note, which she read. Then she erased it, and wrote me a note. :)

K1: I found a baby. We can keep him, and name him either Jackson, or Tyrone (said Tire-own.) Hey Tyrone, what do you want to do today? (insert long silence) I guess his name isn't Tyrone. Korvin, what do you want to do today?
K2: Bye-bye.

He wasn't clear on if HE wants to leave, or if he wants HER to leave. lol
 

Wednesday (Day 263)

September 19, 2012

My baby back-pack shadow. :)

I took care of the chairs so Korvin couldn't push them around and climb on them anymore, so he found something else to push around and climb on. He's going to be sad tomorrow when it's just an empty box, and he can't stand on it anymore. lol

I was wondering where my phone went. Then Korvin brought it to me. Well, brought me the pieces. He handed them to me, and then started clapping and cheering for himself. He apparently only brought it to me because he couldn't figure out how to put it back together, and needed help. Awesome.

Thursday (Day 264)

September 20, 2012

 When you say to a baby "Would you like to share my lollipop?" prepare to be charged by the baby like a bull elephant in a china closet. Particularly when said baby has never had a lollipop, and then decides it's the best thing on earth.

After the lollipop was gone, Korvin wanted something but was unable to communicate exactly what he wanted, and he rejected everything I handed him. Finally, he got a fruit strip wrapper out of the trash, ran over, gave it to me, and started jumping up and down waving his arms and yelling. So I got him a fruit strip, and it was like Christmas morning. It's still cracking me up. :)

Friday (Day 265)

September 21, 2012

People that use bad grammar confuse him. . .

. . .actually, he was pouting because I told him not to touch the computer. lol

Saturday (Day 266)

September 22, 2012

 False advertising. I saw no cock fight. Lol

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Sunday (Day 253)

September 9, 2012

Crunchstock 2012
The littlest camper didn't do so well with camping. He was up screaming quite a bit, and this morning I found out why. Molar #2 cut through.

Korvin figured out how to climb up on the chairs. He'd already figured out how to push where he wants them. I'm in so much trouble.

Monday (Day 254)

September 10, 2012

 Climbing on tables is today's new "trick."

Half an hour before Kadence had to be at school, Korvin was STILL sleeping. He's usually up by 7. Camping wore him out. lol

Tuesday (Day 255)

September 11, 2012

 Korvin misses Kadence when she's at school, so today I let her watch a TV show while he got his cuddles in. He apparently wasn't finished, because then he climbed into her lap at the table to help her color.

I noticed something today that I haven't seen her do before. She had a crayon in each hand, and she was using both hands to complete what she's doing.

Wednesday (Day 256)

September 12, 2012

Look, we have hard water. :) I knew it was hard, but I needed to know how hard to see if I needed to alter anything in the dishwasher detergent I made. So for any PV area peeps that didn't know and needed to for any reason, this is our water.

Instead of being a singer when I grow up, I want to be a big superhero that doesn't have to go potty or poop. - Kadence

Well, that's not the superpower I'D choose, but good luck with that. Lol

Thursday (Day 257)

September 13, 2012

He was wrestling with his pillow. I believe the pillow finally got him in the "sleep hold." ;) Don't worry, I could see his head on the other side.

Molar #3 has made it's appearance.

K: Can you tell Daddy when he dies, to please leave his phone here? And when Daddy dies, you can marry another boy, and I'll have a new Daddy.
Me: Wait, what?!?
K: Tell Daddy to leave his phone here when he dies. When he dies, then you can marry somebody else, and I'll have another Daddy. Can you do that?
Me: Uhhhhh. . .I. . .don't. . .know. Is Daddy dying?
K: Yes. And if you, me and Daddy die, how will the baby call somebody on the phone to come take care of him? He's just a baby!
Me: Um, we're not planning on dying. . .but if we do, somebody will hear the baby, and come take care of him. Why are we talking about this?
K : I don't know. I don't want to talk about this anymore. I miss Daddy.

I'm so very confused as to how this keeps coming up. But on the upside, this time we didn't have to talk about leaving skin and skeletons here when we die. . .downside, I apparently have to get remarried if anything happens to Patrick.

Friday (Day 258)

September 14, 2012

 They say you are what you eat, but he's never HAD ham. . .

Kadence and I were playing an English/Spanish matching game. It was her turn, and I told her to go. She thought it was my turn, and refused, so I said "Ahora!" She looked at me, and with a VERY strong southern accent said "Ahorda you to go raight now!"

Also, the Spanish word for boat is apparently "el bar girl" instead of "el barco."

K: You need to nunciate! Nunciate is when you use your splinter voice. Like this! (cue opera) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Me: <---trying die="die" not="not" span="span" to="to">

Saturday (Day 259)

September 15, 2012

Don't give a hungry, pregnancy chick a dull knife that won't cut. Oh wait, she brought her own. . .and a back up. Lol

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Sunday (Day 246)

September 2, 2012

  This is what I wanted for lunch. However, they had rudely run out of some of the ingredients. How dare they.

 

Kadence says when she grows up she's going to be a singer named Purple, and everyone is going to come see her sing her purple songs on stage. Maybe she can tour with Pink.

 

 

Monday (Day 247)

September 3, 2012

Daddy had a monkey on his back, so Kadence had to have one on hers too.

After the kids were tired out from the mall, Korvin went in the stroller to put his feet up, and Kadence hitched a ride on Daddy's back. ;)

 

 

Tuesday (Day 248)
September 4, 2012

Bedtime approacheth. . .

Dear Korvin,
While I appreciate that you go to the bathroom to pee and poop like everyone else, I'd appreciate it more if you didn't do it on the floor. You could have said something before, instead of waiting until after...especially since I was getting the clean diapers to put one on you. In any case, thanks for letting me know. We'll work on your placement next time.
Love Mommy

P.S. If you did this just because you asked for a bath and mommy said no, that was naughty...but I love you anyway.

 

K: What happened to Bambi's mother?
Me: She died.
K: Why did she die?
Me: Because some hunters shot her.
K: Why did they shoot her?
Me: To eat her.
K: Did they think she would be yummy?
Me: Yes.
K: Why?
Me: Because she was.
End conversation, because that's apparently good enough for her. Now I want venison. lol

Wednesday (Day 249)

September 5, 2012

Sir, please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. . .

Thursday (Day 250)

September 6, 2012

My birthday cake. ;) There was nothing about this that was organic, so don't tell Kadence. Lol

"Mom, you're OLDER." Why thank you Kadence. . .I hadn't noticed.

K: Why did the TV turn off? Did God turn off the TV?
Me: Only if I'm God.
K : Did YOU turn off the TV?

Friday (Day 251)

September 7, 2012

One more location to add to my list of places to search when Korvin hides something.

 

Kadence randomly makes up songs. Her latest this morning was a love song from what I could tell. The one line that stuck in my head was "You put your ears around his lips, but you didn't lick him. . ."

Patrick, I do believe we must stop all PDA around her. . .although, I don't remember this particular move.

Saturday (Day 252)

September 8, 2012

Crunchstock 2012 ;)

His mommy must not have told him not to play with fire. ;)