366 Project: Week 24

Sunday (Day 169)

June 17, 2012

 Happy Father's Day!!

I should have taken this picture at the beginning of the day. . .before Korvin added food to it. Lol The idea for this shirt is based off of Doctor Who, which is one of Patrick's favorite shows. The doctor has 2 hearts.


Monday (Day 170)
June 18, 2012

 Daddy is playing Batman. Korvin thinks he's playing Batman. Kadence is wishing she was Cat Girl. :)


Tuesday (Day 171)
June 19, 2012

 Daddy and KK were wrestling. . .Korvin decided he needed to jump right in.


Wednesday (Day 172)
June 20, 2012

Naked booty time (to help heat rash) results in puddles. Alternative? Kadence's old padded training panties. She thought this was hilarious.
Korvin walked up, and marked his territory too. . .apparently, he owns my leg now.

On another note, he likes sitting in random places/on random things. Don't lie down on the floor around here, or your head will become a seat. :)


Thursday (Day 173)
June 21, 2012

"How does it look?

It would seem that Korvin is now really just Kadence's living baby doll. This is their new game: She put the headband on him, he then took it off and handed it back to her. Then he leaned his head down for her to put it on again. If she didn't take it from him, he'd try to put it back on himself.

Flower bows, girl panties, and now flower headbands. . .poor boy. LOL

Kadence went to "get" Korvin after he woke up from his nap. She busted into his room, and at the top her her voice started singing "I don't want to work! I just want to bang on the drum all day!" It's a good thing he thinks she's hilarious. . .I wouldn't be happy if that happened as soon as I woke up. lol

Kadence and I have been working a lot on her past/present tenses. Some are getting better, but then she'll go and throw me for a loop. She walked in while I was squirting down the bathroom mirror and the sink to clean them.

K: I don't think that's a good idea.
Me: What's not a good idea?
K: What did you squat on that?
Me: Wait, what??
K: Why did you squat something on that? You're getting it dirty!
Me: Oh, squirt! I squirted cleaner on it.

For the record, I haven't ever squatted on the sink...nor do I intend to. LOL

In the middle of her bedtime meltdown, Kadence just randomly informed me (while lying in bed crying in protest) "I know how to draw a star, but I can't right at this moment." Yes child, because that's an extremely relevant point to make, and stalling always works. . .lol

 

Friday (Day 174)
June 22, 2012

"Cheese, man. . ."


Saturday (Day 175)
June 23, 2012

This isn't a good place for me to be. . .I shouldn't be allowed to go to Whole Foods by myself. Not to worry. I'm pretty sure it will never happen again. lol

Screw DiGiorno. . .be lazy and order out

Ok, so it wasn't DiGiorno. It was Red Baron.

Not just Red Baron. . .Baron's Best.

I know. . .what is non-organic freezer pizza doing in this house, right? Sometimes, we get lazy. . .and it was free.

So Patrick was cooking pizza. Not that difficult. For most people.

After taking it out of the oven, he somehow knocked my fairly new and mostly full bottle of olive oil (organic, extra virgin. . .in case you wondered) off of the counter next to the stove. (That's where it lives.) He starts flipping out, and when I asked what happened, he just said "I knocked one of your bottles of oil into the floor." To which I replied "Which one?!?!"

See, there are two bottles of fermented cod liver oil that live on the counter next to the olive oil.

Anyway, he just said "The green one." That doesn't help me much. There's a green bottle, and a bottle with a green label. So I'm still panicking and asked again "Which one?!?!" So he took a closer look. . .

That would be the olive oil. Then I laughed. This isn't such a big deal for several reasons. 

1. Doesn't cost nearly as much as the fermented cod liver oil.
2. The aroma doesn't permeate the house and make you want to puke. :)

I mean, seriously. . .think about cleaning up a broken bottle of fermented cod liver oil. That stuff is pungent. LOL

Cleanup was gonna be difficult either way. It apparently required the use of all of the towels in the kitchen.

 

Also, scrubbing glass into the tile while trying to clean up oil will scratch the tile. I know, because I watched it happen. I wasn't allowed to help clean up in case I slipped and cracked my head a third time for the week. . .different story. It also might have been because I wouldn't stop laughing.

So now that my tile (and my towels) have been nicely oiled, we're going to eat this free pizza (at 11pm) that has now cost us more money than it would have to just order a pizza and have it delivered.

For the record, I have just as much trouble keeping a straight face with Patrick as I do with Kadence. How am I supposed to take this seriously? Dinner and a show. :)

366 Project: Week 23

Sunday (Day 162)

June 10, 2012

 We went to eat a late lunch at Scrumptious Restaurant in Pilot Point. Lynn let Kadence help her in the kitchen, and then gave her some things to color with. Kadence asked if she could color the plate, and we thought she said paper. . .and she used a blue sharpie and drew on the plate. So Lynn had her sign her work, dated it, and is keeping it. :)

 

 

Monday (Day 163)

June 11, 2012

 

Korvin fell and bumped his face. Kadence was taking care of him after he calmed down while he finished his bottle.

 

 

Tuesday (Day 164)

June 12, 2012

 Dancing before bed.

 

 

 Wednesday (Day 165)

June 13, 2012

He's not at all happy about being kept out of the kitchen. . .it's like I'm keeping him from all the food, and never gonna feed him. LOL

 

 

Thursday (Day 166)

June 14, 2012

 "What do you mean 'No!' You put food up there. I saw you!!"
Daddy's gonna have to take this boy rock climbing.

 

Friday (Day 167)

June 15, 2012

 "This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy went home.
This little piggy went roast beef.
This little piggy went none.
This little piggy cried all the way home!"

 

Dear Korvin,
When you decide you don't want to eat the mouthful of scrambled eggs you've been chewing, you may not spit the mouthful into your hand, and then throw it at me. Also, just because I tell you that we don't throw food when you've been tossing it at your sister, you don't need to start sobbing broken heartedly because I'm ruining your fun. This is not appropriate mealtime behavior. Please file this for future reference.
Love, Mommy

 

 

Saturday (Day 168)

June 16, 2012

 Um. . .why?? In addition to why. . .WHY??
Have some clam juice to wash down your pigs feet.

366 Project: Week 22

Sunday (Day 155)
June 3, 2012

Today kicked poor Mr. Baby's booty. He tripped and fell face first into the tile and busted his upper lip wide open on the inside. . .took forever to get it to stop bleeding, and then it started bruising on the outside. Then he fell again and put a knot on the side of his head. :(

Monday (Day 156)

June 4, 2012

 Sticky little baby handprint on my recliner. . .

Tuesday (Day 157)

June 5, 2012

You're never too young to learn the importance of reading labels. . .just because it says "all natural," it doesn't mean that you shouldn't read the rest. :)

Wednesday (Day 158)

June 6, 2012

 This looks like something out of a horror movie to me. I asked other people to caption it on Facebook. This is what they came up with.

"You don't want to go around the corner mom!" ~Crystal  

"Ha! I climbed on it anyway!" ~Sandra  

"MOM!!! You're my favorite!" ~Wendy 

"Don't look at that picture on the wall. My face is cuter!" ~Shaylene 

"Must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque." ~Robbie  

"Guess what I'm not wearing!" ~Angela  

"So. . .a baby, a toddler, and a grown up walk into a bar. . ." ~Kristin

Thursday (Day 159)

June 7, 2012

 Kadence decided that Korvin needed to look pretty, so she put a flower bow in his hair.

Vacuuming sent Korvin into screaming fits this morning. . .not because he was afraid, but because I wouldn't let him do it all by himself. Meanwhile, Kadence was sitting on the top of the couch so it wouldn't get her. Yeah.

Friday (Day 160)

June 8, 2012

Rango came to visit. . .

I told Kadence to go poop when we woke up this morning (she won't do it unless she's told,) and she said she didn't have to. I made her go anyway. After a minute she called out and told me in a very shocked tone "Mom! Poop fell out!!" Huh. Imagine that. lol

She had to use the bathroom while we were shopping at Costco. After the toilet flushed rather loudly, Kadence looked at it, then at me, and quite seriously said "I think someone is coming to kill us."

Saturday (Day 161)

June 9, 2012 

Iron Man and Fairy Kadence.

At first I thought the blue one was Captain America. . .but I was corrected. Lol