2013 365 Project: Week 4

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Sunday 

January 20, 2013

Patrick was playing Batman on the Xbox. He paused it to go take care of something. Korvin settled in, turned it back on, and started playing it himself.

Here girl, let me help you. You seem like you need a strong man-baby to fix that. - What seemed to be going on in Korvin's mind while he played with M.

When they left, he waved and said "Bye girl!" They kissed before she left, and then they both made the eeewww face. lol

 

21/365
Monday
January 21, 2013

Jupiter was right next to the moon tonight. You can't see it in the picture because it's too small for the camera to pick up. :) It's supposed to be another 20 years before Jupiter is this close again, so I hope you looked while you could, cause this picture isn't showing you anything. Hahaha

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Tuesday
January 22, 2013

Baby curls. :) 


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Wednesday
January 23, 2013

This kid will probably never get a haircut, because his hair provides far too much amusement for me.

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Thursday
January 24, 2013

Cute little baby legs. We've missed them over the winter. :)
Today, he wanted his clothes off, so I figured why not cause it was warm. Then he ran off, and peed behind the table. He whined until I noticed, and then ran off to the bathroom yelling for a bubble bath. I think he did it on purpose. . .
 

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Friday
January 25, 2013 

Kadence's Leapster was on the counter. Korvin wanted it. I walked out of the laundry room to see him on the other side of the counter much taller than he should be.

For the record, when he's doing something dangerous, I always make sure he's safe, and that I can catch him if he slips before I stop to take a picture. That's why there are only a few pictures like this. :)


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Saturday
January 26, 2013

 Had a good day at the strip club. . .good thing I used all those skinny wraps. . .lol

Ok, really it was from the My Consign sale today. :)

2013 365 Project: Week 3

13/365 
Sunday 

January 13, 2013

Now this is how you layer. ;) She put on the leggings and the tank top dress, and I told her it was too cold for her to not be wearing sleeves. I handed her the shirt, but she didn't want to take the dress off, so the shirt went on over the dress.

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Monday
January 14, 2013

You can't see him. . .he's blending in. . . ;)

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Tuesday
January 15, 2013

I love the way my house looks when it snows. :)

Me: Do you want to be Superman, or Batman?
Korvin: Batman.
Me: Do you even like Superman?
Korvin: Uhhhhh, Batman.
Me: Do you even like any of the other Superheros?
Korvin: Batman.

That one is Patrick's kid.

Me: What are you doing?
Kadence: Nothing.
Me: Why don't I believe you?
Kadence: Well. . .Korvin is trying to unlock the bathroom door. I was just helping him.

Uh-huh. Ok. . .that one is my kid. . .

16/365
Wednesday
January 16, 2013

He was very hyper before bed. He kept trying to scare everyone.

Daddy, you're the one that tells us what to do, and Mommy is the only one that changes your answer. -Kadence

 

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Thursday
January 17, 2013

The lady at the post office wanted to give the kids a sticker because she thought they were cute. There aren't a lot of sticker options at the post office. At least she didn't print postage for them. :) I wanted a picture of both kids with their stickers, but Kadence has been refusing to have her picture taken.

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Friday
January 18, 2013

He won't eat if he's in his high chair. He'll only eat if he sits at the table just like everyone else.

Sometimes, he thinks he's a puppy. Sometimes, I think he's one too. :)

Me: Are you hungry?
Korvin: Cake!
Me: No, we're not having cake.
Korvin: Oh no!

I gave him fruit leather, and he pitched a fit. He kept calling me a "meeme". . .which is how he says meanie. Btw, he hasn't even had cake in over a month. Sorry kid, I'm not Marie Antoinette. 

Since he didn't get cake, he took one bite of everything offered, and refused to eat it while insisting that he was hungry. That is, until I gave him steamed broccoli with butter. He couldn't eat it fast enough.

So if your kid wants cake, what they need is really broccoli and butter. I don't think Kadence is going to be happy with this reasoning. lol

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Saturday
January 19, 2013

My nephew Caiden built a Walker from Star Wars. "I'm a genius!" Must get his modesty from his father. . . ;)

Kadence and Caiden came downstairs complaining. She said he hurt her. He was protesting.

Kadence: Caiden hurt me!
Caiden: It's her fault. She hit me!
Me: Did you hit him?
Kadence: Well. . .yes, but it hurt my hand, so it's his fault!

Korvin burped. He doesn't know what that's called. So he told me he pooped. lol

2013 365 Project: Week 2

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Sunday

January 6, 2013

Korvin figured out texting today. He sent Uncle Natie a coded message. Lol

Korvin was underfoot in the kitchen, so I told him to go play with Daddy. He ignored me. So I told him to go play Xbox. He turned and bolted towards the living room yelling "BOX!!!" Wow.

 

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Monday
January 7, 2013

The little green pouch makes snack time confusing apparently. ;)

8/365

Tuesday
January 8, 2013

Today when he didn't get what he wanted, he would cover his eyes while he cried about it. It's blurry, because that's what happens when you're laughing while trying to capture a moving target.

 

 

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Wednesday
January 9, 2013

Herbal cold and cough syrup that I made today. Tastes pretty good, and opened me right up even though I'm not sick. :)

Korvin had something he wanted to do today after Kadence went to school. ;)

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Thursday
January 10, 2013

He really likes to "Keen up! Keen up!" Normally, when his toys are all picked up, he strews them about so he can pick them up again. Today, raisins were apparently more fun to do that with.

11/365
Friday
January 11, 2013

The kids in their equivalent of a candy store.

 

 

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Saturday
January 12, 2013

He doesn't want to ride on his toys. He wants to ride on hers. She, of course, was totally on board with that.

 

Kadence fell and hurt herself. Korvin walked over, wiped tears off her face, and put his binky in her mouth to make her feel better (or to make her be quiet.) She was laughing, so I guess it worked. :)

 

2013 365 Project: Week 1

1/365 

Tuesday

January 1, 2012

I got food poisoning to start out the new year. Korvin was upset that I was in bed sick, so he came to cuddle with me. . .and eat my crackers.

2/365 

Wednesday

January 2, 2012

We live in Texas, North Galaxy. Right? -Kadence

I guess this is the kind of headgear people in the North Galaxy are wearing these days. ;) Kadence made it all by herself. She said it was supposed to be ears to help with listening.

Korvin has been obsessed with Kadence's toys. Primarily her Leapster, and her Fijit. She got headphones for her Leapster for Christmas, and he decided to put them on all by himself and play her Leapster, since she wasn't using it. Don't worry, he was fully supervised the whole time. 

He was playing with her Fijit Willa before bed. He's figured out that she responds to certain voice commands, so he's actually becoming clearer about saying things so she can understand him. Of course, she has voice recognition, so she probably responds better to Korvin than she does to Kadence at this point. Anyway, she asks if he wants to hear a joke, he said "Yeah!" and she'll tell him one. He'll tell her "Bye-bye!" and she'll say "Nighty-night!" and start snoring. After the jokes, and the snoring, and the dancing, they had this conversation. 

Willa: I think you're a cutie! 

Korvin: Thank you! 

Willa: You're welcome! What do you want to do now? 

Korvin: Poop! 

Well, she asked. LOL

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Thursday

January 3, 2013

Kadence and I took Simon. . .I mean Korvin to his 18 month check up today. His hands are blurry, but his sleepy face is just so darn cute. ;) He tried to get the doctor to read a book to him, but the mean doctor wouldn't. LOL

Weight: 28 lbs, 6.4 oz 80%

Height: 34.75 inches 97%

Head Circumference: 18.75 inches 14%

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Friday

January 4, 2013

Kadence spent quite a bit of time camping in her room today.

While I was fixing dinner, the kids were cuddling and playing under a box in the recliner.

There was so much running into different rooms and slamming doors today, I was starting to feel like I was watching a Marx brothers movie.

Baby snuff. . .He's got an addiction problem. lol

Dear Korvin,

I understand that you're exceptionally and unexplainably out of sorts today. However, all of your high pitched screaming is making me exceptionally and very explainably out of sorts. If you don't stop, as Kadence puts it, "our heads are going to fall off." (We'll lose our heads.) In other words, I have one nerve left, and you're walking it like a tight rope. That cup of coffee you won't let me drink? That's your safety net. You know, for when your tight rope snaps...so you'd best let me finish it if you're going to continue your behavior.

Love, Mommy 

P.S. I'll love you forever. . .even if you are skipping ahead to the part of the book where you drive your mother crazy, and make her feel like she's living in a zoo.

A few minutes after posting that on Facebook, he started being sweet, and telling me "Sowwy! Sowwy! Sowwy!" lol

5/365

Saturday

January 5, 2013

Batdaddy rescued Supermommy from the cranky superbatlings so she could finish the shopping.

Batdaddy is cooler than Batman, because Batdaddy has a Boba Carrier instead of a cape. ;)

When we were on our way home from grocery shopping, we passed a church with a big cross as a steeple. Kadence told us "Look, there's the cross God died on!" We told her it wasn't the cross that Jesus died on, it was just A cross that was a symbol for the cross that Jesus died on. She either didn't get it, or wasn't paying attention, because then she asked "How did he get all the way up there?" We again told her it wasn't the same cross, so she asked where that cross was. I told her it was probably disintegrated by now. "So it's up in Heaven?" Sometimes, it's like we're unsuccessfully trying to have a logical conversation with a 5 year old. . .oh wait, we are. LOL