Notes:
Sunday (Day 344)
December 9, 2012
I think I saw Edward Scissorhands applying for a job.
K: Jesus doesn't have a body like men. Right?
Me: Yes.
K: Why not?
Me: Because he doesn't need a body anymore.
K: So he only has a head?
Me: Yes.
K: Why not?
Me: Because he doesn't need a body anymore.
K: So he only has a head?
Monday (Day 345)
December 10, 2012
I think Korvin was trying not to be seen. . .using ostrich defense. Lol
Both kids were snuggling contentedly in my lap
while watching Backyardigans. . .I'd say that made me happy, but I REALLY
needed to pee. So close to perfection. ;)
Tuesday (Day 346)
December 11, 2012
This is how he likes to shop. . .and do pretty much everything else. Lol
Last time Kadence took her shopping cart and
went shopping, she went to the "store" and asked for organic, pastured
eggs. Then she yelled to me that they were all out, and asked what to
do. I told her to go to the farm.
Just now, she told me she was going to the "store" and would be right back with the coconuts for our coconut oil party. I know we use a lot of coconut oil. . .but this is the first I'm hearing about a party for it. . .or with it. LOL
Just now, she told me she was going to the "store" and would be right back with the coconuts for our coconut oil party. I know we use a lot of coconut oil. . .but this is the first I'm hearing about a party for it. . .or with it. LOL
Wednesday (Day 347)
December 12, 2012
Once
upon a time, there was a little boy. One day, he decided to help his
mommy by cleaning off the couch while she was trying to fold laundry. He
cleaned of the whole couch, and was so proud of himself. But then he
turned around, and the floor was dirty. So he picked up all the clothes
off of the floor, and put them on the couch. He was so proud of himself
for cleaning the couch, AND the floor.
But then the floor was clean, and the couch was dirty. So he again
resumed clearing off the couch. This process continued until the little
boy's mommy had finally grabbed all of the laundry, and sorted it to put
it away. Then the couch was clean, and the floor was clean, and the
laundry wasn't. . .but the little boy's mommy is pretending that it is.
The little boy was so proud of himself for helping get all that work
done!
Later, the little boy's mommy was very tired from having all that extra help. The little boy wanted her to get up and hold him so he could play with the light switches. She told him no, because she was very tired. So the little boy screwed up his face, and decided to see if a good fake cry would make her change her mind. It didn't. She just laughed and took pictures. When he saw the pictures, he laughed too.
The End.
Later, the little boy's mommy was very tired from having all that extra help. The little boy wanted her to get up and hold him so he could play with the light switches. She told him no, because she was very tired. So the little boy screwed up his face, and decided to see if a good fake cry would make her change her mind. It didn't. She just laughed and took pictures. When he saw the pictures, he laughed too.
The End.
Thursday (Day 348)
December 13, 2012
Once
upon a time, there was a little boy. . .yes, that little boy. One evening
while his mommy and his big sister were getting ready for his big
sister's Christmas play (where she portrayed her angelic nature,) the
little boy helped himself to some more chips. There weren't very many
left, and the were all broken up, so he decided they were just as much
fun to play with as they were to eat.
The little boy started pulling the chips out of the bag, and making a
pile next to him. When his mommy saw what he was doing, he started
picking up the chips, and putting them all back in the bag.
After all the chips were cleaned up, the mommy, the little boy, and the big sister went to the play. The little boy was very tired since it was past his bedtime, and he was unhappy that he didn't get to help his big sister be an angel. So he plopped himself down on the floor, and decided to stay there until the play was over. The big sister said all her lines perfectly, and then yelled "Mom, I did it! Just like I was supposed to!" and gave her a big thumbs up. It was adorable, and the mommy was sad that the daddy didn't get to be there to see it. . .but he'll get to watch a video later. :)
The End
After all the chips were cleaned up, the mommy, the little boy, and the big sister went to the play. The little boy was very tired since it was past his bedtime, and he was unhappy that he didn't get to help his big sister be an angel. So he plopped himself down on the floor, and decided to stay there until the play was over. The big sister said all her lines perfectly, and then yelled "Mom, I did it! Just like I was supposed to!" and gave her a big thumbs up. It was adorable, and the mommy was sad that the daddy didn't get to be there to see it. . .but he'll get to watch a video later. :)
The End
Friday (Day 349)
December 14, 2012
This is left (points left,) and this is east (points right. . .which happens to be north.) -Kadence
Had to make a stop so Kadence could go to the bathroom.
Patrick: That bathroom is probably dirty, so watch your butt.
Kadence: YOU wash YOUR butt!
Patrick: That bathroom is probably dirty, so watch your butt.
Kadence:
Saturday (Day 350)
December 15, 2012
Patrick,
today you accomplished something huge. I know you don't think it's a
big deal, but baby, you're the ONLY one that thinks that. This was trial
by fire, and now you're on the other side. There aren't really words to
express just how proud of you I am, and I know I'm not the only one
that feels that way.
Now your diploma can go in the box in the closet with mine, and they can keep each other company. ;)
Now your diploma can go in the box in the closet with mine, and they can keep each other company. ;)
