366 Project: Week 46

Sunday (Day 323)

November 18, 2012

He had some bunny crackers in his hand that he insisted on feeding to her, instead of eating himself.

Baby junkie needed a hit, and was looking for a fix. All that was left in the teething tablets bottle was powder from a few tablets that got crushed. He was trying to get every last bit of it.

Monday (Day 324)

November 19, 2012

Kadence wanted to push Korvin in the swing. Korvin didn't want Kadence to push him in the swing. So every time she did, he yelled "Ow!!" Lol

Tuesday (Day 325)

November 20, 2012

I'm making marshmallows. :)

Watching Korvin run across the room for the sole purpose of giving Kadence a hug always makes me feel better. Regardless of whatever is going wrong at the moment, at least my children genuinely love each other. . .for now anyway. ;)

Wednesday (Day 326)

November 21, 2012

100% made from scratch. (Who came up with that term?) The blackberry pie is made from blackberries we picked this summer. I'm having a really hard time leaving the maple pecan pie alone until tomorrow. :D

Thursday (Day 327)

November 22, 2012

My baby cuddling with KK's baby while watching TV. :)

Friday (Day 328)

November 23, 2012

Kudos to Target for putting something that wasn't full of crap in their bag of freebies today. I'm now addicted to Angie's Popcorn products.

Saturday (Day 329)

November 24, 2012

  Helping Daddy put lights on the playhouse. :)

366 Project: Week 45

Sunday (Day 316)

November 11, 2012

I spent the weekend with an amazing little dude. . .and his parents. His mother is, afterall, my BFF. ;)

Kadence wasn't happy that I went to see Liam without her, and Korvin wasn't happy that I went ANYWHERE without him. Seems they've both survived though. Lol

Monday (Day 317)

November 12, 2012

He found an old baby hat, insisted on wearing it, then went and got his cape and had to wear that too. Now he looks like a tiny priest. lol

Korvin developed a new form of napping protest by pooping multiple times in succession. After the 3rd diaper, we called a truce. . .

Tuesday (Day 318)

November 13, 2012

Tammi told Kadence to write a letter telling her what jewelry she wanted. This was her list. Lol

Kadence: Your boobs are so big!

Me: Not really.

K: My boobs are so small!

Me: That's because you don't really have boobs.

K: But I have armpits.

Korvin likes farting when he's in my lap. This evening he did it, and started laughing about it.
Me: Eeeewww!
Kadence: What?
Me: He's farting on me!
Kadence: I think he's farting because he wants to watch the Avengers.
Korvin: Poopy! Poopy! Poopy!

Apparently, farting either means you want to watch the Avengers, or you're poopy. I'll try to keep that in mind.

Kadence kept asking how to spell words, and Korvin kept yelling out random letters and confusing her. :)

Wednesday (Day 319)

November 14, 2012

I had to go wake him up so we could get Kadence from school. He looks so comfortable, I might try sleeping with my pillow under my feet instead of my head and see if I sleep better that way.

"Dear Jesus. . .please let my mom know that superheros aren't real. . .help my dad's headache go away so he can have fun. . .and help his flesh. . .and tell him every day that superheros aren't real too. . .help him know what me, and Rachael are saying when we talk to him, and help him know what Korvin's saying too. . ."

By the time she got to "help his flesh" I was about to implode. Do I go to hell for laughing when a child is praying? It was dark, so she didn't see. . . 

Thursday (Day 320)

November 15, 2012

Kadence is grounded from TV right now, so Korvin wanted to take advantage of her being at school so he could watch a show. I turned one on for him, and then got busy with something. When I looked at him again, he had set himself up like this to watch TV. . .complete with remote. Lol

Friday (Day 321)

November 16, 2012

Korvin + doorknob + Kadence's face = bruised eye

That was a couple of days ago, but it's just now showing up.

Kadence just informed me that sometimes her butt itches when she gets a headache. Were she an adult, I'd have plenty of things to say in response to that. . .but since she's not, I said nothing at all.

Saturday (Day 322)

November 17, 2012

 Like my phone background? ;)

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Sunday (Day 309)

November 4, 2012

Fermented cod liver oil gummies. The kids ask for them every day. :)

I soaked a pound of liver in lemon juice and water overnight. This morning I puréed it, and mixed it in with 2 pounds of ground beef, added seasonings, and made hamburgers. This is how Korvin feels about them. He ate 1.5 of the patties by the time he was finished. Lol

Monday (Day 310)

November 5, 2012

Which cooks first, the chicken, or the eggs? ;)

Korvin ate both chicken legs in one sitting. Most of the rest of the chicken was made into sour cream chicken enchiladas, and what's left will turn into chicken and rice casserole tomorrow. I've also got pots of rice and beans soaking overnight to cook tomorrow, and will also be making regular hamburgers (as in, liver free,) and spaghetti with meat sauce. Why all the cooking? My freezer was getting pretty empty, and it was time to fill it up again. :)

Warning: Potty humor hahaha
Someone doesn't always remember to wipe when she goes to the bathroom.
Me: Now we have to change your panties.
K: But why?
Me: Because they have pee on them, and they're dirty now.
K: YOU PEED ON MY PANTIES?!?!?!
Me: No, YOU did when you didn't wipe.

And here we all were thinking she was brilliant.

Kadence was reading to me before bed. She read the word "fat" as "fant" and when I corrected her, she insisted she was right by saying "But that's a lower case fuuuh." Well silly me. I didn't realize that a lower case "fuuuh" creates an "n" in the word "fat." 

Tuesday (Day 311)

November 6, 2012

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. . .Lol. It's much easier to pull small portions like this out of the freezer as needed. Kadence wants to eat them like she eats the heart gummies though. I might let her. ;)

Wednesday (Day 312)

November 7, 2012

Happy Birthday Daddy!!

 

Korvin was walking around the house trying to go trick or treating again. I felt bad, so I gave him a small piece of chocolate. . .and then he kept politely asking for more. The last clip is him holding the iPhone recording a video of himself, and the ending just cracks me up.

Korvin brought me the Boba carrier, and insisted on being on my back while I was in the kitchen. Then he kept sticking his hand over my shoulder and insisting on samples of everything. When I was doing dishes, he got bored and told me he wanted to go bye bye, and started kicking his legs and telling me to giddy up.
 

Thursday (Day 313)

November 8, 2012

$5 for a pumpkin spice latte? I think not. Mine taste just as good. Better actually, since I know where it all came from. ;)

Friday (Day 314)

November 9, 2012

Look at all the pretty leaves outside my favorite hippie store. :)

Tried encouraging Korvin to eat with utensils at dinner. It would seem that he thinks in addition to being naked, everyone should just eat with their fingers like God so obviously intended. He's not a very civilized child. Lol

Saturday (Day 315)

November 10, 2012

Since mommy human is otherwise occupied with baby human, Bella reluctantly decided that I was an acceptable replacement human to cuddle with. Bella has tolerated me every time I go visit Ruth, but now she's clearly desperate for attention. ;)

366 Project: Week 43

Sunday (Day 302)

October 28, 2012

Kadence helping Garrett stir his coffee. :)

Monday (Day 303)

October 29, 2012

Korvin eating with the big kids.

Tuesday (Day 304)

October 30, 2012

Poor baby. Bedtime is still 2 hours away. Not sure he's gonna make it.

Wednesday (Day 305)

October 31, 2012

The adventures of Batman and Supergirl. . .in which Supergirl taught Batman that you can just walk into people's houses, and they'll give you candy. Batman had never had candy, and had no idea what it was, but he decided it was awesome since it was all wrapped in bright colors, and make crinkly sounds. Then he tasted this thing called candy. . .M&M's they were called. He was confused at first as to why he was allowed to be eating such things, so he moved away to a safe distance to finish them off so no one would take them from him. Supergirl was pleased to have shown Batman the ways of Trick or Treating, and the badness that is candy.

Thursday (Day 306)

November 1, 2012

This is Max the penguin. Max pees foam soap into your hand. Then you make sure to wash your hands really well to get the pee off. This hopefully will help a certain little girl remember to wash her hands. :)

Friday (Day 307)

November 2, 2012

Made chocolate syrup today, and let the kids clean the pan. You know, to make up for all that Halloween candy that just disappeared. Lol

Saturday (Day 308)

November 3, 2012

Someone has started helping himself to all the books in the bookcase, since he's tall enough to reach them. He sits and "reads" them, and then either puts them back, or brings them to me.

We were working on Kadence's Christmas list this morning. She asked for an iPad. Later, she asked me if she could have a baby shower next weekend. No, and no. lol

I believe the baby shower idea is in her head because my BFF Ruth, who happens to be Kadence's Godmother, had her baby today. :)